I wish...
-Oranges had zippers so I wouldn't squirt myself (and every one else around me) every time I try to peel one
-I wasn't so prone to getting paper cuts (3 in 2 days! okay, this one I could work at...)
-French books had their table of contents in the FRONT and not in the back (!)
-Old library books smelled like snuggles fabric softener instead of spewing out dust
-My sneezes weren't so loud and obnoxious (I think my poor old roommate just woke up)
-I had built-in immunity to fight the ridiculous amount of pollen in Williamsburg
-I could sleep in my warm comfy bed right now
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